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damn funni (Revisited)
> 1) DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADY > Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady? > Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked > lady, I'll turn into stone. A part of me is getting > hard already!
> (2) HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME
> (3) RESEARCH FINDING
> (4) ARAB
> (5) SERVICE
> (6) HAPPY MAN
> (7) SWIMSUIT
> ( GOOD AMBITION
> (9) DENTIST
> (10) OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL |
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Sardar: I divorced my wife on the 1st night. Friend: Why? Sardar: I saw the label on her panties, "Tested OK by Mustaffa & Sons."
2.. Sardar: Yaar my wife is very scared of water.
3.The Nurse was taking a blood sample from Sardar. She held his finger and squeezed for the blood. So Sardar laughed.
4. Husband & wife having dinner together.
5. On the first night of the marriage the husband gives the wife 500 Rp and says
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quote rm_mangofiesta: Sardar: I divorced my wife on the 1st night. Friend: Why? Sardar: I saw the label on her panties, "Tested OK by Mustaffa & Sons." 2.. Sardar: Yaar my wife is very scared of water. Friend: How did you know? Sardar: Twice when I got home I saw her having a bath with the security guard 3.The Nurse was taking a blood sample from Sardar. She held his finger and squeezed for the blood. So Sardar laughed. Nurse: Why did you laugh Sardar: after this it is the urine test. 4. Husband & wife having dinner together. Wife: Darling, tell me something that would make me both happy & sad. Husband: Your nipples are better than your sister's 5. On the first night of the marriage the husband gives the wife 500 Rp and says " I have never done this for free" Wife returns 200 Rp and says "i have not charged more than this before" :D hmm...my series actually beats u, mango
jus sayin..equally unexpected n funni |
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